clientsfromhell:

Rules for Freelancers
When I’m out to dinner and can’t finish all of the food on my plate whatshouldwecallme: 100% true (via size10plz)

When I’m out to dinner and can’t finish all of the food on my plate

todayis-nevertoolate:

requested.(: 
sarahlcomics:

Afternoon lull quickie chart.
mr-egbutt:

ispeakineloquently:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.

Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.